If you were driving, would you hit this nitwit runner?
Wichita, KS -- Even though it was 30 degrees with the sun shining the wind chill was 19 degrees. What kind of idiot would be outside exercising in this kind of weather?
Yes, you guessed it. It didn't stop Dad from heading out on the snowy streets of West Wichita to get in his five mile run. Decked out in four layers...oh, make that five layers, one of Vaseline (on his face) to decrease chaffing.
All greased up, he tackled the north wind. "Once you get going it's really not that bad", huffed the c-old fart.
This newsbreaker just cleared the wires, Officals have picked up chatter that a new cult-video documentary called "The Running Man Diaries" may be surfacing very soon. Clearly an obvious flagrant rip off of the infamous Grizzly Man Diaries, the well known video documentary series on Animal Planet about the bear enthusiast Timothy Treadwell who lived with the bears and later died from a bear attack.
It remains to be seen if the video series will be released and whether or not the controversial video of the Running Man's last gasps being attacked by a road-raged Buick.
Stay tuned as DFHP crack Outdoor Editor Olafto C. DaWizard will be following the story.
